Hi. I'm Mr. Snowman. I like staring at people. My owner said it's rude, but i stare at her too, and she doesn't get angry.
I'm a jolly white snowball-headed-carrot-nosed-winter-series-pez dispenser. Other pez dispensers call me cold, but i don't understand what they mean. I mean i'm made of snow, and snow's made of ice, so WHAT DO THEY EXPECT?!??!!? Snow and ice are both always cold unless they turn into water.
So. Anyways. My hat just broke because my owner slammed me on the floor. I don't know whether it's an accident or not, but i don't care!! It hurts so bad till my hat came off :(
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